August 2005


Uncategorized27 Aug 2005 11:21 am

No, not really. But the farmer’s market this morning was the herald. Gone are the berries, lush and glistening black, in their place the first of the apples, the seckel pears. The piles of corn are no longer so sky high, the tomatoes are in their place, along with watermelons as big as the kiddo. We returned home with a haul of summer rounding the corner, and as I sliced up one of last week’s peaches for Sean, my shirt still sticking to my back with sweat from having carried the full laden backpack of goodies, my gaze drifted over the piles of produce waiting to be washed, sorted, put away. An apple coffeecake, perhaps, the one from the Ken Haedrich book, maybe a meatloaf, garlic roasted chicken wings. The freezers are full of blueberry breads for winter, the bins of frozen roasted tomatoes for bright thick sauces in January getting fuller every week as I roast off another 10 pounds.

It may be 86 degrees, but my thoughts are of the rush of harvest to come, and the heavy silence of winter.

the haul
green tomatoes to be grilled and topped with sherry vinaigrette and chopped pistachios and hazelnuts.
white peaches
purple peruvian potatoes
spaghetti squashes
10 pounds red tomatoes for roasting
heirloom tomatoes for slicing (pineapple, brandywine, cherokee purple)
mixed heirloom cherry and pear tomatoes
seckel pears
jonathan apples
green beans
purple onions

Uncategorized21 Aug 2005 11:37 pm

Some folks have emailed and asked.

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Uncategorized20 Aug 2005 09:58 pm

Hard because it’s, well, serious and funny. Little man had his speech evaluation on Friday, all 3 hours of it.

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Uncategorized12 Aug 2005 09:22 pm

dear corduroy restaurant.

really not caring how many people said you ruled. I have never, ever, in all my life, been given the once-over-with-derisive sneer like I was tonight.

you goatblowers turned us away for 1. the lovely all linen outfit my husband was wearing in light of the weather (an outfit, I’ll point out, he has worn to tra vigne and bistro jeanty and I fucking assure you, you are not all that) and 2. the child (who has been with us to said places). Yes, I called and confirmed re: high chairs, and yet you magically don’t have them, and re: no tie, and was told no tie.

Huh. So he wasn’t business casual enough but the trollop in the strapless halter she had to keep hauling up over her DDs and the low rise jeans showing asscrack was. I either am truly out of touch as to what constitutes business casual, or your definition of business casual extends to the oldest profession in the world.

Luigi’s, 2 blocks away, was great. Sat us immediately despite no reservation on a Friday night and a, by now, puling with hunger toddler. Sean ate 2 trillion breadsticks, hand rolled pasta with pesto, and bogarted a ridiculous amount of fried calamari. Then downed all but 6 berries worth of mixed berries with zabaglione.

Yeah. Our kid’s a real handful in a restaurant. And I hope he never, ever experiences snotty ass treatment in a restaurant again like he did for the brief time he was in that little restaurant in the sheraton by the convention center.

Uncategorized03 Aug 2005 10:04 pm

You know what sucks?
Your fucking doctor keeping you waiting for 55 minutes in the fabulous little sheet duo thingy for your annual gyn exam.

You know what sucks worse?
When it means the lube has been warming for that long. And the doctor just got out of an emergency involving a prolapsed cord so her arm was compressed for an hour so she kinda lacks good feeling.

So she doesn’t notice it’s too hot.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome googlers, to the poontang of fire. The cooch en fuego. Step right up, trolls to the left, people who actually sympathize to the right, form two neat orderly lines.

And, motherfucker, the Lad goes out of town tomorrow and this means NO NOOKIE.

Because oh my god.
Ow.

owowowowow.
ooooooooooooooooooow.