August 2003


Uncategorized28 Aug 2003 04:55 pm

So, people ask how big Sean is. Here he is in his swing. This would be the swing he’s supposed to fit in until he’s a year old. Please note he is hunched over like Golum as he attempts to gnaw his preciousssss preciousssss fist:

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Today, he learned to swipe the rattle out of my hand, shake it violently, and then attempt to jam it into his mouth. He then threw it at another child, but I don’t have photographic evidence of that:

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The way to attract the ladies is with a little tongue action. Ohhh yeah.

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Sean eagerly anticipates the start of the regular NFL season:

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Uncategorized25 Aug 2003 10:10 pm

Finding clothes I like is a bitch. Finding not ingratiaingly cute clothes for a baby is a bigger bitch.

Today I received a catalog featuring $40 overalls for runtlings and herringbone slacks for toddlers.

My consolation is that yesterday I scored a toy called ‘Pet Me Platypus’. Heh. Heh. Heh. Man I’m 12.

Uncategorized25 Aug 2003 08:44 am

The house is quiet. The Lad has already left for work- his semester recommences today, and he’s teaching grad level evolution for the first time in a long time at that school (for obvious reasons, given where we live), and the stakes are high. Needless to say, he’s nervous, this is only his second class and if this flops, it’s got some nasty implications. Needless to say, I’m nervous, because the fallout could be very very bad. We have plans for changing phone numbers and such, should it come to that, but I’m hoping it won’t be too bad. We’ve been through this before, when his first paper was picked up by the wire services and media around the world were calling clamoring for quotes, interviews, and explanations (they still got the science wrong. Matilda, King of the Hill People and I were thinking about making t-shirts with the most egrecious misstatements and wearing them to the Lad’s public defense). A horde of rabid creationists got our phone number, and their messages ranged from placid and incredibly long, reading scriptures into our answering machine tape until it nearly ran out, to Jehovah’s Witnesses leaving fire-n-brimstone quick condemnations on our machine. We laughed it off.

Except now, of course, I have a child to protect from it. Click below to read more.

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Uncategorized22 Aug 2003 05:49 pm

Ah, sing ho for the Angry Urban Grrrl in Suburbia. I’ve hit the wall on my wardrobe- I obviously bought jack all here in the past year, and looking for new clothes now is driving me insane. I no longer need a professional wardrobe per se, but I desperately wish to avoid falling into the 6 year old oxford and saggy ass ‘classic style’ jeans trap. But good luck finding clothes around here for the casual everyday thang which do not scream, “HELLO! I AM 40 AND DRIVE A MINIVAN!”, and since I am not a suburban trendoid and tiny the whole stretch black polo and stretch khaki capris and mules thing isn’t me, either. God help me, because Matilda will make fun of me endlessly, I want a pair of well cut olive cargos and a black sweater which is not baggy. I want a pair of jeans in a current wash color way and a cut which is in no way called ‘classic’. Because you know what? Baggy hides nothing. It just makes me look like fuckin Snuffy from Sesame Street. Shopping in Chicago beckons. Too bad I have to get around separation anxiety to do it. Click below for more details on my shopping woes, plus Sean’s continued collecting of minions.

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Uncategorized20 Aug 2003 02:15 pm

Yesterday was the last day of Gymboree for the session, and when asked if we’d be back in GymBabies for the fall and I said no, the cool moms of the group apparently decided it was time to jump me into the gang. After a thorough beating with a megapack of Pampers and getting ‘FORMULA RULES’ tattooed on my flabby bicep, I was in.

I was finally invited into a playgroup. Click below for the sordid details.

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Uncategorized15 Aug 2003 10:46 am

If he weighs over 17 and a half pounds at his 4 month checkup, he’s going as Godzilla for Halloween. If he weighs under that, he’ll be the Panchen Lama. I’m thinkin he’ll be Godzilla

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And a head shot:
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Uncategorized13 Aug 2003 01:20 pm

I am not a granola girl. I do not own Birkenstocks. Because my genius town charges out the yin-yang for recycling, we don’t have massive separate bins for everything. I have not gotten around to starting a compost pile, nor do I card my own wool or make my own natural candles. I am too busy picking up all of my dry clean only black clothes, and doing my nails in MAC “Cyber”, and sleeping and making recipes from Nigella and generally being a high maintenance tough grrl.

Oh wait, except I spent hours this weekend cooking baby food. The hell?. What’s more, I corrupted Leather Pants Grrrl to the point where she completely checked her street cred and helped me in this earth mother nuttiness. Click below for more on the shenanigans.

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Uncategorized11 Aug 2003 10:38 pm

Boy am I havin a monday. Stuff disappearing off of the front page of the site, and other jolly things. Bleeeeh

Uncategorized01 Aug 2003 04:09 pm

Hi, I’m wench, and I’m angry. Hi wench! I’m angry on other people’s behalfs, like my son and my friends. And my bank balance. I’m just a seething cauldron of pointless venom and fury. You’ve been duly warned.

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